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331 A’bo’sive Parenting


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I have pooped some more!

December 14th, 2009

As I slowly muster the courage to release the next Moe unto the world, I invite you to investigate some more of my work that is featured on other websites!

Byrobot is running a guest comic I made about a revolutionary teaching technique.

Also I finally submitted… submat an illustration to Sanjay’s quirky project: Small Things Eating Big Things. To be specific, I forced a kitten to eat an entire world!

Ok cool see you later dudes. I’ll say “peace out” with these not so great Serious Sam / Dead Space sprites I made the other day:

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Also an accurate depiction of how I sound when I speak

December 11th, 2009

I’m not one to call other people on the internet “liars”, but Drew Mokris posted a pretty big lie on his big fat lying website the other day. It is true that I e-mailed him a guest comic, but in his obscene cowardice Drew hid the original content of the messages in a sick attempt to make me appear smarter than I am. Here is the uncensored version of our correspondence:

You will also note that he has earned my coveted GMail label, “Cool Dudez”.

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Sometimes I am a guest at people’s homes

November 30th, 2009

I’m not even lying!

Most recently, I was in the homequarters of LEFT HANDED TOONS and I took a poop in the middle of their floor.

This is part of a long and smelly pattern of behaviour. See, the internet is a neighbourhood of websites and I grow resentful idling around at my own. I overhear other websites having parties or wild sex, neither of which I get invited to. So I make nice with people and then ask if I can go inside their website for an emergency, because the phones at my place are not working. Occasionally they permit my intrusion long enough for me to get a few poops out onto their floor. It has happened several times.

Here is my excrement on DINOSAUR COMICS’ living room carpet.

Here is some stringy dung coiled up on COWBIRDS IN LOVE’s kitchen linoleum tile.

This is a repugnant plop I hid in the bedroom dresser of CALAMITIES OF NATURE.

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